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The apartment passport to the new name, a house in Florence, chainsaw and other blessings of civilization, you can get with an artificial breast augmentation. Velikanova recorded Marina and Lily Bylich. Photographer Barbara Vedeneeva.

Irina, age unknown

Lawyer, specializing in civil matters, is currently working

Size before surgery: 1
Size after surgery: 9

“Once I lived in a provincial town and worked at the police station. Almost stupefied by this dull, routine work. Quickly run away from there to Moscow. But there are so many beautiful girls! With me were 90 kg net weight, small boobs, flat ass and deadpan. And who am I needed? Immediately ran to lose weight and save money for the operation – realized that only with beautiful breasts I can get things done. Itself thin by 20 killogram mov: worked at home on tape, wrapped in foil. After the first operation, the chest was 2.5. After the second – the 5th, it has already paid me a fan. Now do not even know what my size, I think – the 9th, and the volume – more than 100 cm I just went to the doctor, said: “Give me the biggest implants!” I am the way, long discouraged: my- that chest is small, not enough tissue could rupture, then the solution of the implant would get into the body, and it is instant death But some years I do not work, I contain my favorite man. Chest gave me an apartment on Kutuzov, the house in Florence, a few cars with diamonds, the opportunity to travel and to help their parents. I became famous. I have photographed in a yellow paper, after the TV show was invited to a recent American company offered a major role in a series of erotic films about the Russian girl. How could I dream about this? Only here the friends I lost after surgery. First stop in to invite guests, then a meeting with me began to come without men. After seeing the effect produced my tits, I decided to change and everything else – had her waist, pumped ass, changed shape of the nose, lips increased. By the way, my surgeon gave her waist as a bonus for two operations on his chest. I woke up after anesthesia, and my back hurts. The doctor says, “Well, you would like the waist? Here we are you and pulled out a couple of ribs. ” The only thing that I did not do any of that – it’s pulling up and my teeth. I can not stand the pain. ”

Victoria, 25 years old

Manager, entrepreneur, dancer

Size before surgery: 1.5
Size after surgery: 4

“If it were not for plastic surgery, maybe I would not help now homeless animals. It all began with an unsuccessful operation. I used to work in an office in a managerial position, thanks to bright appearance occasionally acted in movies, but it was just a hobby. I just always been attracted to creativity in the entertainment business, and with long-term view, I decided to have cosmetic surgery. In 2005, I increased the breast. Everything was fine. And then with a friend I started a business. Two years ago gave partner, threw me, escaped, and three huge bank loan hanging on me. To make a quick profit, and somehow pay off, I decided to go dancing. This is my childhood good at it – I studied ballet, rhythmic gymnastics, grasping movements. But in order to dance in clubs, it was necessary to adjust the appearance. So I decided to make my lips and nose. And then disaster struck. As I entered the mouth of poor quality product that does not dissolve, but froze lumps. Total there were lumps of 40-50, which had to be cut, and no one was taken for it. In the end, I found a surgeon. I have seven operations. After them, from the lips of almost nothing left. I had to increase them again, and again unsuccessfully! The doctor is not calculated that I have left scars after surgery, and the gel will not spread evenly. I have entered is too large a dose, the gel was about between the upper lip and nose … I was turned down in all the clubs, I myself could not even speak. I closed the house and started a terrible depression. Nobody helped. That’s when I decided to help herself and the needy: was to go to a shelter, bought food and medicine for animals. After all, when life is good, you do not think about those who are ill. Over time, I still found a doctor – although it had to take another loan, and now my lips, of course, still need adjustment, they do not look so bad. Again, I started dancing in clubs, slowly give credit, getting a second education. I plan to start their own home. And again, there is a perception that the operation is made by people far away. I want to dispel this myth. I have two degrees (first – designer clothes, the second – television presenter), now I’m writing a diploma. I want to do such a project – a program for homeless animals, such as “Wait for me” but about the dogs. There will come people who have picked up their pets on the street, or, conversely, have lost. Animal world at the moment – the most insecure minority. ”

Julia, 42

Psychoanalyst daunshifter witch

Size before surgery: 1
Size after surgery: 2

“My chest gives me a feeling of harmony with each other. Although I did it more for the kids to be proud of a beautiful mother … After six kids, which I myself brought up from the chest remains something sad, and I just decided to fix it. Well, you’re going to the dentist when your teeth loose. So I reacted to the surgery. Inserted implants itself, and there is a neat chest. I figure sports, I did not have huge boobs. I do like the size of his first return, but the doctor persuaded me to do a little more. Kids do not know about the operation, only knew that my mother was in hospital. But the girls have noticed some changes, and discussed it among themselves. And then came up to me and said they wanted the same breast, when they grow up. Actually, I’m on the formation of the psychoanalyst, but a few years ago went to the village as daunshifter heard about these? With her first husband, a father of six children, we have been divorced. The second left after we adopted the seventh child. But it’s for the better! I am now a man just would prevent, I’m soon going to a witch. You do not worry, I do not do magic – it just means that I was in charge of a large family, I also already have grandchildren. A witch – it’s in Slavic mythology, the state of enlightenment. And it helps my breast to achieve enlightenment. Now we live as God would. Older children can help and good people. I also write books and articles. For your free magazine agreed to give an interview … But if you donate a chainsaw, it will be good and then we broke down. ”

Eric, 28 years old

Dancer

Size before surgery: 0
Size after surgery: 2.5

“Breast turned me, a shy young man in the Caucasus, in the relaxed, beautiful woman. I grew up in Nalchik, in a military family. Dad wanted his son to become submariners, named in honor of my deceased friend, but I always felt like a girl. My school did not even beaten, they said, what with this silly take? When I started to paint and wear women’s clothes, my father gave me an assistant superintendent at the construction site to make me a real man. But I came back in shorts and a pink T-shirt and platform shoes. Thank you parents that have not abandoned me, but to live in Nalchik, I could not. Went to Moscow, took some hut. Worked the first time in a brothel, had been saving money for the operation. I cost more than regular girls, but still had to work for five years. And I also read in high school in the medical encyclopedia that with me. Then decided: to die, but will do the operation. First, did chest as I myself is very thin, too healthy then decided not to do. I then knew nothing about these transactions, and thank God – and then from her friends had heard so many horror! One crooked done, the other – different sizes, a third broke the implant, the fourth after anesthesia did not wake up. If I knew all this then, maybe it would not have gone. By the way, I’ve noticed: those who have long questioned the operation, he is afraid of those always something bad happens. With me, everything went like a song in 45 minutes. Before surgery, I saw hormones, so I have already shaped by beautiful breasts – though the entire first size, but the men she liked. I inserted the implant under the mammary gland. This is better than under muscles – then boobs are too high and do not move when walking, and I wanted to just hanging like a natural. The result was a very beautiful symmetrical breasts. On the third postoperative day in the club, I jumped for joy! Chest was my first step, and then I removed myself a member. Doctors diagnosed me – the nuclear kind, that is pure, true transsexual. Moreover, even the surgeon managed to save me an orgasm. I recently changed her name and passport. Now I work as a dancer in the show: trance hard to get to serious work, as many men on the passport. Someone leads a double life – by day looks like a man, at night – like a woman. These are called “Centaurs” – not he, not she – not what I am! No man does not know who I was before. Now I think that would be done with the exterior: I want to correct here a little nose, and then a pug it. And the chest or will remove all, or do the 5th dimension. In general, I home-girl: I want to have a family and children. ”

World’s tiniest frogs in Papua New Guinea

WASHINGTON: With voices hardly louder than an insect’s buzz, the tiniest frogs ever discovered are smaller than a coin and hop about the rainforest of the tropical island of Papua New Guinea, US scientists said Wednesday.

Not only are these little peepers with the big names — Paedophryne amauensis and Paedophryne swiftorum — the smallest frogs known to man, they are also believed to be the smallest vertebrates on Earth, said the report in the science journal PLoS ONE.

Until now the smallest vertebrate was believed to be a transparent Indonesian fish known as Paedocypris progenetica that averaged about eight millimeters (one-third inch).

The largest vertebrate is the blue whale, measuring about 25.8 meters (yards).

The little land frog Paedophryne amauensis comes in at a whopping 7.7 millimeters, or less than one-third of an inch. The other newly discovered kind, Paedophryne swiftorum, measures a bit over eight millimeters.

“It was particularly difficult to locate Paedophryne amauensis due to its diminutive size and the males’ high pitched insect-like mating call,” said Louisiana State University scientist Chris Austin, who discovered them.

“But it’s a great find.”

The dark brown frogs with bluish-white specks have likely existed for a long time, underfoot and out of sight on the rainforest floor, eating smaller prey or being eaten by bigger predators.

“The ecosystems these extremely small frogs occupy are very similar, primarily inhabiting leaf litter on the floor of tropical rainforest environments,” said Austin.

“We now believe that these creatures aren’t just biological oddities, but instead represent a previously undocumented ecological guild — they occupy a habitat niche that no other vertebrate does.”

In fact, judging by the frequency of male mating calls they heard, Austin said the tiny frogs might be spaced as close as 50 centimeters (20 inches) from each other on ground beneath the leaves. (AFP)
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TRUE FRIENDS………

War by Edwin Starr
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THE WOODCUTTER’S WISDOM
by Max Lucado

Once there was an old man who lived in a tiny village. Although poor, he was envied by all, for he owned a beautiful white horse. Even the king coveted his treasure. A horse like this had never been seen before—such was its splendor, its majesty, its strength.

People offered fabulous prices for the steed, but the old man always refused. “This horse is not a horse to me,” he would tell them. “It is a person. How could you sell a person? He is a friend, not a possession. How could you sell a friend?” The man was poor and the temptation was great. But he never sold the horse.

One morning he found that the horse was not in the stable. All the village came to see him. “You old fool,” they scoffed, “we told you that someone would steal your horse. We warned you that you would be robbed. You are so poor. How could you ever hope to protect such a valuable animal? It would have been better to have sold him. You could have gotten whatever price you wanted. No amount would have been too high. Now the horse is gone, and you’ve been cursed with misfortune.”

The old man responded, “Don’t speak too quickly. Say only that the horse is not in the stable. That is all we know; the rest is judgment. If I’ve been cursed or not, how can you know? How can you judge?”

The people contested, “Don’t make us out to be fools! We may not be philosophers, but great philosophy is not needed. The simple fact that your horse is gone is a curse.”

The old man spoke again. “All I know is that the stable is empty, and the horse is gone. The rest I don’t know. Whether it be a curse or a blessing, I can’t say. All we can see is a fragment. Who can say what will come next?”

The people of the village laughed. They thought that the man was crazy. They had always thought he was a fool; if he wasn’t, he would have sold the horse and lived off the money. But instead, he was a poor woodcutter, an old man still cutting firewood and dragging it out of the forest and selling it. He lived hand to mouth in the misery of poverty. Now he had proven that he was, indeed, a fool.

After fifteen days, the horse returned. He hadn’t been stolen; he had run away into the forest. Not only had he returned, he had brought a dozen wild horses with him. Once again the village people gathered around the woodcutter and spoke. “Old man, you were right and we were wrong. What we thought was a curse was a blessing. Please forgive us.”

The man responded, “Once again, you go too far. Say only that the horse is back. State only that a dozen horses returned with him, but don’t judge. How do you know if this is a blessing or not? You see only a fragment. Unless you know the whole story, how can you judge? You read only one page of a book. Can you judge the whole book? You read only one word of a phrase. Can you understand the entire phrase?

“Life is so vast, yet you judge all of life with one page or one word. All you have is a fragment! Don’t say that this is a blessing. No one knows. I am content with what I know. I am not perturbed by what I don’t.”

“Maybe the old man is right,” they said to one another. So they said little. But down deep, they knew he was wrong. They knew it was a blessing. Twelve wild horses had returned with one horse. With a little bit of work, the animals could be broken and trained and sold for much money.

The old man had a son, an only son. The young man began to break the wild horses. After a few days, he fell from one of the horses and broke both legs. Once again the villagers gathered around the old man and cast their judgments.

“You were right,” they said. “You proved you were right. The dozen horses were not a blessing. They were a curse. Your only son has broken his legs, and now in your old age you have no one to help you. Now you are poorer than ever.”

The old man spoke again. “You people are obsessed with judging. Don’t go so far. Say only that my son broke his legs. Who knows if it is a blessing or a curse? No one knows. We only have a fragment. Life comes in fragments.”

It so happened that a few weeks later the country engaged in war against a neighboring country. All the young men of the village were required to join the army. Only the son of the old man was excluded, because he was injured. Once again the people gathered around the old man, crying and screaming because their sons had been taken. There was little chance that they would return. The enemy was strong, and the war would be a losing struggle. They would never see their sons again.

“You were right, old man,” they wept. “God knows you were right. This proves it. Your son’s accident was a blessing. His legs may be broken, but at least he is with you. Our sons are gone forever.”

The old man spoke again. “It is impossible to talk with you. You always draw conclusions. No one knows. Say only this: Your sons had to go to war, and mine did not. No one knows if it is a blessing or a curse. No one is wise enough to know. Only God knows.”

The old man was right. We only have a fragment. Life’s mishaps and horrors are only a page out of a grand book. We must be slow about drawing conclusions. We must reserve judgment on life’s storms until we know the whole story.

I don’t know where the woodcutter learned his patience. Perhaps from another woodcutter in Galilee. For it was the Carpenter who said it best:

“Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.” (Matthew 6:34)

He should know. He is the Author of our story. And he has already written the final chapter.

Marsupial flying squirrel.

These cute, tiny creatures bring joy into your life for years to come. Marsupial flying squirrel is very loyal, playful and can learn a set of tricks, and this makes them one of the best exotic pets for single people and families with older children. The bad news? In the cell, you do not ban, so that as soon decided to get an animal, get ready for what will often remove his “little gifts” around the house.

Ferrets

If you do not mind not very pleasant smell and the fact that your pet will live a maximum of eight years, get a ferret. This is an interesting animal will entertain you, he loves to play, though, and loves to chew things, and even steal, plus, it’s easy to teach to the tray.

Bearded Dragons

These strange reptiles are very popular right now, so if you do like reptiles, you can consider this option. Bearded dragons are not only known for their bright colors and shaggy “beard”, as the throat, but his playfulness and friendliness. Yes, this reptile is very active, and you’ll meet

Gerbils

These cute, furry mammals are so popular, they are not even considered now as “exotic”! Believe you me, if I tell you that those cuties were originally used as a target for experiments in laboratories? Yes, it’s terribly sad, I know! But even the laboratory staff are not able to resist them an indescribable charm! If you think about how to make gerbils, best plants once a couple, they can not stand alone! Do not worry, special care they require, they eat nuts and grain mixtures, which can be purchased at any pet store.

Chinchillas

Soft like plush toys, chinchilla, is certainly one of the best types of exotic pets! These rodents love to be in the spotlight and may become sad, if you do not give them love and attention they deserve. So if you have a busy lifestyle, it is better please create two chinchillas at once, so they do not get bored. Chinchillas love to play and quickly become attached to the owner. If you how to care for your furry friend, he will live to 20 years!

Hermit crab

These crustaceans are very interesting and unpretentious in care, but require monitoring because it is like to travel and explore all that meet on the road. Cancers hermits are nocturnal, which means that your pet will rest during the day. Interesting fact: this is no ordinary crabs, so keep that in mind. They like to settle in the empty shell, and pull them along like a snail. So you will have many options at home for your pet!

Fennec fox.

If you do not think that the fox house – it was too much, I’ll tell you about these funny things. One of the first and the cutest things you’ll notice – it was his unusually long, funny ears, similar to Yoda’s ears. In addition, these foxes are easily trained and tamed. Well, who exactly would you pick? As for me, I like the marsupial flying squirrel – in the photo, because live I did not see them even once and not even know whether they can be purchased in Europe. But if you can – I’ll definitely buy it!

Sex Machines All American

No name («No Name”)

Jon Treyven, Idaho City, Idaho: “I’m just a divorced Christian to promiscuity is not located, and yet invented a sex machine. The idea came to me a year before the divorce. I thought it would help develop our sexual lives, but too late – his wife filed for divorce before I completed the car. I am often couples come and say, ‘John, sit down with us, hear us. ” And if the husband and wife need something to refresh your relationship, and I can do something – why not? True, their clients, I always demand a marriage certificate and a written statement that the machine will be used only in the family. I like the arms dealer, who sells his product only if it has been tested, and the purchaser has permission to possess firearms. And to the rescue, I build a ranch for children’s Christian camp.

Thrill hammer («Hammer of awe”)

Allen Stein, Bordel “Chicken Ranch” Paramp, Nevada: “I invented the world’s first sex-machine with an Internet connection. It is made on the basis of the dental chair, which is built in vibrator, a computer monitor and lighting system. The whole structure weighs 200 kilograms, but the vibrator can go back and forth at a speed of 6500 rpm and spin at 150 rpm. When I invented my car, she became interested in the brothel owner, “Chicken Ranch”, which is called Nirvana. But when we collected the “Hammer of awe,” her enthusiasm pougas. She said: “We must remember that our institution has become the prototype for the film” The best brothel in Texas “(musical beginning of the 1980s. – Esq.), And all should be here in a spirit of good old Wild West. Therefore it is necessary that thing a little drape fabric. ” That’s what I do. ”

Holy Fuck («very good»)

Ruiin and Tyuzdey, Portland, Oregon. Ruiin: “For me the important thing is not orgasm, and the path to it. Same thing with this machine. I liked to do it, work out every Circuits. And when it came to the – nothing special. Yes, once Tyuzdey tried, and all. When she asked me he borrowed, of course, I give, but not all. Many people are just disgusting to me. And this is not a rake, which give a neighbor, that he brushed his lawn. In general, I do not know what we will do with it. Soon Halloween, here I think maybe it prisobachit toy ghost and put in front of the house – for children who come for candy. ” Tyuzdey “Ruiin – pervert, that’s for sure. Well, not exactly a complete pervert. He simply loves sex. It is this: “In life, everything is fine.”

Orgazmo («Orgasm”)

Christie Van Til, Henderson, Nev., “” Orgasm “- the most expensive sex machine on the market, it costs $ 6969. But I myself do not really like all of these mechanisms, I like live sex. I generally do all this only because the secretary went to work for Rick, who invented this stuff and selling it. The first time I did not understand how this can be so easily sell someone a member of the electric six thousand dollars, but then you get used to, as to any job. When we opened the shop with the sign “Unique sex toys, free demo,” we agreed that I will be demonstrating these men, and he – with women. All very politely, professionally and courteously. Of course, as it turned not always. In fact, before the wedding, I lived in Kentucky, and his father in me – a preacher.

Two to Tango («Tango for two”)

Duane Baccus, Emmett, Idaho: “I have called this work” Tango for Two “, because you need two people to cope with it. When I first started to think, for me it was basically: I would definitely like to participate in two. First sex machine I did two years ago, after stumbled upon this stuff on some website such as World Sex News. There was a lot of very complex mechanisms – flywheels, electric drives and the like. And I thought: why not simply use a bicycle frame? But when I collected the car, had to wait a year of field trials. Constant partner at the time I was not, so people test I searched almost in the street. Finally found one a couple – they came to my studio, and right there on the spot, all experienced. ”

The One and Only («The first and only”)

Frank Reimer, Dixon, California: “I am an engineer, doing all sorts of devices in order for NASA and small private companies. This sex machine – my first and only experience. I was terribly embarrassed in front of friends, did not want them to know what I’m doing it. As it turned out – for nothing. They fully supported me in my endeavor. Not that there were willing to try it for yourself. But in theory they like it. But my wife the car seems too cold and mechanical. For me, the next important step – is testing the machine, but it is very difficult to find the right people. Family and friends are not fit – in any case they will say that everything is fine, just to support me, not to offend. And to advertise, meet with all sorts of strange people – it’s not for me. ”

Monkey Rocker («monkey rocker”)

Dan and Jen Zihert, Bakersfield, California. Dan: “My wife and I agreed that one year wait for her salary – she’s my teacher in elementary school – but this time I take rest and understand, why put my energy. Just at that moment, I came across the network to these mechanisms. They look like real men’s crafts: a lot of iron, bolts, engine. All this is completely alien to the sensual feminine nature. I wanted to do something that gave pleasure to the women, something quiet, comfortable, modest, elegant and attractive. Something that women are not afraid to try. It so happened “monkey swing”. Jen: “I am absolutely not surprised that Dan came up with this thing. Not that we were obsessed with sex. Just Dan – man, and he was interested in sex as a skill. ”

Atomic Rider («Atomic rider”)

Scott Ihalt, Chemplin, Minnesota: “Since my childhood I love tinkering, it’s out of my father. I started with Lego, and is now doing such devices. This device is suitable for everybody: gay, couples who do not have sex, and couples who want to enrich their sex lives. I’ve been thinking that it would be nice to establish delivery of women’s prisons. Why not? My boss – a very religious person – I fully support, because it believes that these things can save many marriages. Although initially there were problems. At Bank of America did not want to give me credit for promotion, I think I hang them to the noodles. Then I decided to bring the “Rider” directly to the bank and show it to the vice president. He came and put him right in the center operating room. It became very interesting, especially the elderly – they clearly understood what was going on. ”

Little Almighty («Mighty Baby”)

Eric Wilson, Lancaster: “Like all of my invention, its appearance, this instrument must my wife. We had a perfectly complement each other. But we have been married for eight years, have two children, and at some point we stopped to feel the newlyweds. Then I thought: what if I make a real sex machine, which would deal with having sex with her while she has sex with me? I went to the garage and started to think about what was happening, and after a while did our first sex-machine. She worked on an electric drill was terribly awkward, very sharp, but my wife did not notice. When we tried it the first time, it was a blast. Paint poured on the walls – so it was great. We made love all night and next morning my wife just beamed. All week we spent in the bedroom. ”

Hootchie Harley («Cool Harley”)

Ken Cruz, New Orleans, Louisiana: “When my wife saw it, she said:” Do not even think of coming up to me with this thing. ” In the end, I put it on eBay, sold for $ 250, and that’s that. I actually have a family business: our company five people, including my father, working in my garage. When people know what I’m doing, they immediately imagine my clients – the dirty perverts. In fact, it is not. They are ordinary people. Moreover, I am sure that very soon the sex machines come in every house – like televisions and microwaves. Now I sell about 30 units per week. The funny thing is that married men often bought elden King kongovskih sizes, and women are choosing the smallest, what we have in stock. I thereby learned a great deal about men and women. ”